Man Has Sex With Bicycle: Why Prosecute him?
28th October 2007 by Simon
Further instalments on how out of control this country is getting.
Bloke in a locked room chooses to have sex with his bicycle - strange I know, but it’s in the privacy of his own room.
Cleaners knock on the door, get no reply, unlock the door to his room with a key, find him with just a t-shirt on and “holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”
Bloke ends in court in Scotland and on the sex offenders register - tarred with the same brush as child molesters.
There’s jokes a plenty that could be made about this - not quite understanding the phrase ‘riding the village bike’; he was over keen on The Queen song ‘I want to ride my bicycle’, etc - but the reality is that this was carried out in the privacy of his own room, with a locked door.
What did he do wrong?
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He wasn’t charged with having sex with a bicycle, there is no such offence.
He was charged for a sexually aggravated breach of the peace. The cleaners knocked several times, he did not deny this or claim that he didn’t hear them, yet he did not tell them to wait or try to cover up, he allowed them to enter and “simulated” a sex act while holding the bike when he clearly knew they would see him.
Basically he was flashing. Now discussing the seriousness of flashing (especially in his own room) and whether the response was over the top is fine, but let’s not start re-writing what actually happened.
Damn that makes me hot was it a purrty bicycle?
Thanks for the extra detail SteveMD
Out of interest, how can you be sure that he did not claim that he didn’t hear them?
As far a you saying about re-writing the story, not sure who you’re think said he’d been charged with having sex with a bicycle - wasn’t in my piece.