Out of interest, how can you be sure that he did not claim that he didn’t hear them?

As far a you saying about re-writing the story, not sure who you’re think said he’d been charged with having sex with a bicycle - wasn’t in my piece.

He was charged for a sexually aggravated breach of the peace. The cleaners knocked several times, he did not deny this or claim that he didn’t hear them, yet he did not tell them to wait or try to cover up, he allowed them to enter and “simulated” a sex act while holding the bike when he clearly knew they would see him.

Basically he was flashing. Now discussing the seriousness of flashing (especially in his own room) and whether the response was over the top is fine, but let’s not start re-writing what actually happened.