Bullshit Job Title Generator
12th December 2003 by Simon
This bullshit job title generator is just so right and on the button. It spews out seamingly endless real sounding job titles, my favorites -
Human Branding ConsultantInternal Markets Administrator
Human Metrics Specialist
Investor Communications Planner
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Where I work there is someone entitled ‘Franchise Co-Ordinator’. They get paid a lot for this, I dont know what they actually do. This does not take 8 hours work per day to do, ‘co-ordinating’ the ‘franchise’.
I keep waiting for the army to produce a guy called ‘General Threat’ or ‘Major Dick’.
It doesn’t surprise me that you don’t know what the “Franchise Co-Ordinator” does, as I’m sure it’s a dark art - very secretive.
Frighteningly enough it must be an expanding dark art, Google has a total of 341 returns for “Franchise CoOrdinator” and “Franchise Co-Ordinator”.
These are strange times.
I’d love to hear more real-world examples.